Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I understand Curling. That high.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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