So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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