Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
