There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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