I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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