I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The Olympian is in my bed
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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