Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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