Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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