god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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