first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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