Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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