ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so