I just saw a hot homeless man
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now