Welp...herpes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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