am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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