someone threw a dead crab at me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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