did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart