The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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