If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
time to smoke my breakfast
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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