I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
