I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I don't think brook has ever known best
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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