38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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