You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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