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My Higher Power is John Stamos
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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