he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You were trust falling into bushes
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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