so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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