dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dicks are not precious.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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