69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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