I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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