Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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