We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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