I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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