The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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