if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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