I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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