Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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