Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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