i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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