Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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