I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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