I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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