He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
whose parrot is this?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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