Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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