take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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