wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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