Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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