just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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