So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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