Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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