That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Randomize
