Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door