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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  good thing vaginas are great cup holders

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer

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• (661): View more from California

  No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...

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  Sorry.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested

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• (949): View more from California

  Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro

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