His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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