Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(763): View more from Minnesota

she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

(612): View more from Minnesota

safety first

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(305): View more from Florida

we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze

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(503): View more from Oregon

How did you steal an entire pie?

(602): View more from Arizona

I don't know. It's in my purse.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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(+61): View more from Australia

There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.

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(707): View more from California

We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.

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(916): View more from California

But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.

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(206): View more from Washington

And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.

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