i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Betty ford says i'm here all night
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?