We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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