His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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