I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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