new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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