And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just forgot I was standing up.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
